What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 23:59

Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What are the best examples of reverse psychology?
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What is the American mobile phone number format?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper